Welcome to survivingUniversity,
We’re here to help get you through the best 4-7 years of your life. With our sage – almost, clairvoyant-like – knowledge, Lessons Learned, and Things You Must You Do Before You Graduate, you’ll have enough information to not only survive but capitalize on the once in a lifetime opportunity to enjoy all the freedoms of adulthood without having to worry about any of its responsibilities.
College is the only time in your life you’ll be able to drink like a middle-aged divorcee without having to worry about how the 6-pack of Natty Light, two Four Lokos, half a handle of tequila, and that little purple pill will affect your ability to wake up in the morning in your own bed beside a spouse you can no longer stand and go to a dead-end job you can no longer tolerate.
We’ll help teach you:
While at the same time providing you with lessons other students have learned the hard way. Fuck that whole concept about learning through your own mistakes. That shit is way too overrated. It’s much more beneficial and easier for you to learn from other people’s mistakes.
Last but not least, survivingu.com will publish submissions on the things you could try to do before graduating. Helpful suggestions that can help you fully enjoy your time and enable you to look back on your college experience without having any regrets.
One important – legal – reminder: use your judgment and consider the moral and legal repercussions of following any of the suggestions found on this site.
Survivingu.com does not condone or encourage any activities that are in direct violations of state/provincial or federal or even moral law.
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