Besides drinking, skipping class, and engaging in premarital sexual indecrepcencies, there’s nothing more students like to do then to go out to bars and swing their dicks around to see who’s got the biggest one.
We want to prove that we aren’t the dweebs of yesteryear (high school), show off our newly developed bodies (thanks to the school gym, and protein, creatine, nitric oxide, glutamine, hgh, and popsicles), and make girls wet by throwing around their scrawny boyfriends as if they were ragdolls. Plus, sometimes roid rage and alcohol don’t mix too well, especially when you keep getting rejected by every girl at the party.
But sometimes picking a fight doesn’t go the way you planned. Here is a group of videos to remind you all that it’s better to keep your shirt on, your mouth shut, your chin tucked in, and walk away before you become permanently mentally retarded (that’s politically correct, right?)
9. Guy let's a tiny little girl hit him
This isn’t so much a sucker punch as it is a lesson to all the bros out there who get their courage from a bottle and from walking around shirtless.
Element of Surprise-1– it doesn’t matter how drunk you are, how big you are, or how weak or small the other person is, never let anyone have a free swinging shot at your chin. You will go down. You will go unconscious, limp, and maybe even piss your pants. Worse, someone will be recording it as it happens, and you will end up on the internet, forever remembered –which is not always a good thing
Effectiveness- 8 – for a little girl that didn’t take that big of a swing she sure did pack a lot of power. For a dude that big and that shirtless he sure got emasculated. Oh, and also knocked the fuck out.
Lesson Learned – Never let ANYONE touch your pretty little face.
8. Retro KO! Rudy Tomjanovich getting floored by Kermit Washington in a 1977 NBA game
Element of Surprise – 6 – Rudy ran into his fist. Even though he was coming to break up the fight he should have known better not to run directly at a black man that tall wearing shorts that short.
Effectiveness – 10 – It looks like your normal, run of the mill, knockout with a possible concussion or something along those lines. No big deal. Until you read the diagnosis- “The blow shattered the bones of Tomjanovich’s jaw and face and inflicted life-threatening head injuries, leaving him sidelined for five months. Besides having the bone structure of his face detached from his skull and suffering a cerebral concussion and broken jaw and nose, he was leaking blood and spinal fluid into his skull capsule. His skull was fractured in such a way that Tomjanovich could taste the spinal fluid leaking into his mouth.”
Lesson to be learned – when your friends are getting beaten silly by a group of athletic black men, it’s better to stay away.
7. Laid Out!
Vicious! One guy swipes his hat at his opponent, the other, swipes his loaded fist. Guess who wins?
Element of Surprise – 6 – The victim should have known shit was about to go down. He got taunted by a group of guys like a child and then turned away from the guy he swung at. Amateur.
Effectiveness – 9 – Knocked out cold. Ended up in the hospital. The end.
Lesson Learned – Unless you’re fully confident in your own badassery don’t start shit with a group of rowdy drunk men if you’re all alone. And don’t take your eyes off the guy who you swiped your hat at. And remember even as a KTFO victim you can still end up being charged with disorderly conduct. One last thing, don`t mess with the townies.
Here`s the full clip of the video: http://www.break.com/usercontent/2011/3/23/saint-patricks-day-sucker-punch-2029794
6. I just wanted some McNuggets…
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Doesn't matter how old you are. There's no respect for your elders anymore.
Element of Surprise – 10 - when you're in your mid 60s and you decide to stop off at the local McDicks after a hockey game the last thing you expect is to get ko'd and then robbed while you're waiting for your order of McNuggets and Diet Coke. I guess it's true what they say, fast food is bad for your health.
Effectiveness – 7 - he swung at him as if he was pitching a fast ball. Yet, 13 stitches, a black eye, and sore left side of the head later, the old man was able to joke about it, exclaiming to the news station, "that wasn't on the menu."
Lesson Learned – Better use the drive thru after sunset.
5. Fat kid with baseball bat knocking out a dude in a wife beater
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Element of Surprise – 7 – the sucker was standing toe-2-toe with a chubby kid who was holding a baseball bat in a wife beater and carpis jorts. WTF did he think was going to happen?
Effectiveness – 9 - he was sleeping as a soon as the fist touched his face, and making asphalt angles as soon as his head came crashing down to the pavement. I’m surprised the fat kid was nice enough to switch the bat into his non punching hand before laying him out.
Lesson learned - there’s always a silver lining to everything. Sure, he suffered permanent brain damage and his savage knockout has been viewed by millions online, but at least he was able to avoid a bat-beating.
4. Awakening the sleeping beast
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Element of Surprise – 6 – even though the tormentor did assume that he “ain`t gonna do nuttin” what else should you expect when you play with someone’s hair and tease them as they’re having a relaxing nap in class.
Effectiveness – 8 – he looked dead. One second he`s tormenting the kid, the next he`s laying motionless and spread eagle on the floor.
Lesson Learned – Don`t disturb those who are sleeping.
3. It`s hard to see them at night
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Element of Surprise – 10!!! – There he was in his wife beater, puffing out his chest, towering over the smaller guy, confident in the ass kicking he was about to dish out, when the black superhero came out of nowhere and laid his ass out.
Effectiveness – 8 – This is the closest you'll ever see a real human being mimic a bobble head doll so perfectly. He was so fucked up that he was asking the guy who laid him out for help.
Lesson Learned – Be wary of the shirtless black guy lurking around at night.
2. 2 for 1 special. This is why racism still exists
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I don't know what the first guy did to deserve his nap time, but if you ask me, the second guy got off easy with all the shit talking that was coming out of his mouth.
Element of Surprise KO1 – 8 – He was walking away. Thought everything was over. And then he was miraculously sleeping in the bushes. KO2 – 10! – Wanksta got brave once the other white boy was down. Wanksta thought the black homies were his friends. Wanksta went sleepy sleep against the car.
Effectiveness – 10 – both guys did a superb job of putting their opponents unconscious. Well done, gentlemen.
Lesson Learned – Contrary to popular belief, the enemy of your enemy is not your friend.
1. The Best Sucker Punch is a Sucker Kick
Punches flying out of nowhere are one thing, but when a foot connects to an unexpected stranger`s face that`s on a whole other level.
Kick 1- Even when he turns his back to you, you can't let your guard down.
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Kick 2 – I'm about to chill, dawg, I was chillin', you saw me chillin'...
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Kick 3- At least he's nice enough to help him up afterwards, unlike the guy in Kick 1 video
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